A Woman's Right to Choose

"Uh huh...

Fellas... I wanna know if I can talk to you for just a minute.

Now, there's a certain kind of fella I want to talk to this evening.

I wanna talk to all these little dick ass mothafuckas runnin around here that think they got a big dick.

Now, if ya think ya got a big dick and you can tear a piece of pussy up... let me hear ya...

AHHHH HAAAAA, just as I thought... not one mothafuckin word.

Well, my name is Sweet Pussy Pauline... and I got a story I wanna share with you this evening. Is it ok?

Now, I recently had an incident... this mothafucker climbed up on top of me.. the littlest dick you ever seen in your mothafuckin life... He had the unmitigated gall girls to look into my pretty brown eyes and say 'Am I hurtin ya?'

I was like, 'Hurtin' me? Mothafucker you are tickling me... Get the fuck up off me, leave the coins on the dresser and hit the door.' I don't have to put up with that shit!

Girls, you know what I mean?

Aint you tired of these little dick ass mothafuckers comin up to you tryin' to waste your time... Knowin that you're lookin good, nice little ass back there... but you see let me tell you somethin girls... A lot of these mothafuckers see us walkin by, they wanna put their face in our asses and go blooobobobobob... BUT... they don't know how to ask.

I recently met this mothafucker... he comes by my house... we're sittin up there drinking a little wine & cocktails. We go to the bedroom. This mothafucker takes off his shirt. He had the nerve to be standin' up there flexin his narrow ass chest with these miniature ass shoulders... I had to clean my eyes out and ask 'Mothafucka is you still there?'

But we get on down to the waistline... I mean both waistlines cause it looked like he had two. Then he slides the pants on off.. but he kinda turned around. Now ass is ok if you're into that sort of this.. But you know what, it's whats the front that counts.

So he turned around kinda a slow... awww shit.. wait a minute motha- mmmhmmm girl oooooo shit wait a minute mothafucka where the fuck did that club come from? do ya play baseball? Mothafucka i know you aint gonna put all that in me... girls you should seeeen this mothafucker.. Big ol' hateful notorious club girl wooooo! But i said come on...

Girls, I put one leg on the nightstand and the other across the dresser. This mothafucker took fifteen steps back to dive in this here good hot pussy... wooo shit.. ahhh.. girls... i commenced to scream... 'work this pussy you big ugly bean-eatin ass son of a bitch'... ahhhh girls... wait a minute... girls... i then changed positions.

I put one leg on the ceiling and the other one just across the closet door... ahhh fuck me... ahhh just fuck this pussy just tear it up like newspaper cause it aint built right no way... ahhh shit... ahh mothafucker just work this pussy over... woooo girl...

girls then i took it doggy style... ahh mothafucker... ahh... ahhh.

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