Generic sexual assertions aside, slur-ing your words is not a cute look and there are so many other ways to appropriately pen a sexy eye-themed stanza without resorting to elementary school banter. Even multiracial Minaj can do better than to jock her ancestry. Being a sister knows no color; one woman's hair glue is another's eye glue, right? Star Jones tell 'em!
6/1/09
Bring Me the Eyelids of Lisa Ling!
No, it ain't the Korean populace lambasting Ling for ignoring Oprah's 2004-era sweeping generalization that obtaining an artificially-creased eyelid equals an "obsession with plastic surgery". The latest craze in female rap swagger is a monolid; dukes and donks, sit down. In all seriousness I'm putting Ms. Cristal and Nicki Minaj on blast for using racial slurs (what) to jock creaseless eyelids and epicanthic folds on their records. Cristal drops the ch-bomb within thirty seconds on "Hoe U Just Mad" while the same adjective is littered all over the introductory skit and beginning sixteen on Minaj's "Cuchi Shop". Who is in charge of these girls and their lyrical output? Peep the videos below for poorly-composed slideshows set to these jaw-dropping junts; I'm not makin' this shit up!
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Generic sexual assertions aside, slur-ing your words is not a cute look and there are so many other ways to appropriately pen a sexy eye-themed stanza without resorting to elementary school banter. Even multiracial Minaj can do better than to jock her ancestry. Being a sister knows no color; one woman's hair glue is another's eye glue, right? Star Jones tell 'em!
Generic sexual assertions aside, slur-ing your words is not a cute look and there are so many other ways to appropriately pen a sexy eye-themed stanza without resorting to elementary school banter. Even multiracial Minaj can do better than to jock her ancestry. Being a sister knows no color; one woman's hair glue is another's eye glue, right? Star Jones tell 'em!
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